Cheesiest Pick Up Ever

This guy is going home alone tonight. These lines are dripping with cheesy aroma. Notice the goofy grin - the poor sap knows these lines are really dumb.

All that is missing is the giant gold chain and the head bob (from side to side, you know what I mean) and the picture will be completely hilarious.

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Nerd Pick Up Lines

Maybe the most cheesiest pick up lines are references to any thing to do with science fiction or computers.

Nerds have the worst pick up lines. Here are some examples. They are all too cheesy to rate.

If you were a phaser, you would be set to stunning.

You know I look like three quarters of the guys from the "Lord of the Rings" Pick your favorite.

You know you look like ms. pacman without the bow.

We should go back to my place. My mom is totally asleep right now.

I like to live dangerously. I download MP3's illegally.

I might not be E.T. but this finger will make you phone home.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and playing Tetris for hours on end.

I wrote you a poem last night. 00101010000111100010100101001...

What you don't like my Darth Vader mask? I have a Bobba Fett one too.

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Cheesy Pick Up Line Video

This girl turns the table by trying some really cheesy pick up lines on some guys for this video. Don't they look confused? She has some good delivery but this video proves a bad line is a bad line no matter who says it.

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Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for the absolute dumbest cheesiest pick up lines you can find? You have found the jackpot!

The lines stink so bad, girls will run away laughing, saying "who cut the cheese?". The odor will knock you out these lines are so cheesy in the worst way.

I pity the poor fool who tries these lines on any girl and thinks that she will think he's cool. Our cheesiest pick up lines are just for fun only for you all to laugh at. Enjoy.

1. Do you come here often?

(my comment: oh, no you didn't, every guy uses this one)


2. Can I buy you a drink?

(not so much a line as bribery, it works sometimes)


3. When God made you, he was showing off.

(I might use this one, nahh)


4. Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

(so corny it's sad)


5. Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

(funny but do you like being insulted?)


6. Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?

(99.999% failure rate, his diary must be a fiction piece)


7. Guy holding a flower: I just wanted to show the flower what true beauty looks like.

(hey, clever but too cheesy to work)


8. Are you wearing space pants cuz that booty is out of this world.

(love it but really dumb to try it)

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Funny Pick Up Lines

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