Corniest pick up lines

I love these corny pick up lines, they are so funny. Some university students actually did a study (at University of Chicago) and found that none of the pick up lines their participants (men) used on local women actually worked.

Their research showed that if there was any attraction or interest it was because of other factors. Most of the women who heard some cheesy or even romantic pick up lines responded negatively to them - that is, they reported they felt less attraction to the man saying these lines then before they heard them.

The best ice breaker or introductory lines that worked in the study were: "Hi, my name is _____" or Hey, I wanted to come over and say hi, my name is _____".

Simple and straightforward, these lines, if you want to call them that, are neither funny or offensive but worked because the women who heard them did not feel like they were being picked up for sex. Instead, these ordinary words started normal conversations where the female subjects found the men who used them more attractive then the men who used the corny pick up lines.

Here are some funny pick up lines you should not use:


Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.



Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'



Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.



Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?



Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!


Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!



Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.



If I followed you home, would you keep me?



You must be the cause of global warming!



Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!


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Lamest pick up lines

Hey guys, I found some of the lamest pick up lines ever thought up. Most guys are too smart to try to use these but if you are going to do it, do me a favor and record everything on your camera.

I would love to see the results of a guy brave or dumb enough to try these lines out. Have you heard anybody use these lines or (if you are a girl), has any guy tried a line on you? Leave a comment below.

  • Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
  • I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  • Your place or mine?
  • Smile if you want to sleep with me.
  • Didn't I see you on the cover of Glamour magazine?
  • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
  • I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor.
  • Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
  • Let's play gynecologist.
  • So, what do you do for a living?
  • Are there any pick-up lines that work? Friends of mine tell me that there is just one that does: "You have a great ass."

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