Worst cheesiest pick up line

I did it! I found the absolute worst pick up lines - I thought "Can I buy you a drink?" was bad but here are some stinkers. If she laughs, it will be for the wrong reasons. Some of the these lines might have gone out of date years ago. Use them at your own risk.

1. Did you ever think we’d meet like this?
(from the 1940s?)

2. (Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?
(from the 1950s?)

3. Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
(from the 1950s?)

4. Will you be my neighbor?
(from the 1970s?)

5. Tonight’s the night, right?
(from the 1960s?)

6. My wife doesn’t understand me.
(from the 1950s?)

7. Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
(from the 1960s?)

8. Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
(from the 1970s?)

9. Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
(from the 1980s?)

10. You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
(from the 1980s?)

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Quagmire Video Pick Up

Quagmire is the funniest womanizer on television. So I went out looking for more stuff from him. Enjoy this pick up line sampler which I found on You Tube.

The cheesiest pick up lines

The cheesiest lines must come from the geeks, science nerds and guys who never get out much. If you are socially awkward you might think these are good lines but don't do it.


I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.


Why this is bad: Rhyming is childish plus a math teacher who can't add is not sexy.

Don’t let me be the one that got away!

Why this is bad: You have not proven yourself as boyfriend material yet and now you are joking about breaking up. Not good.


I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

Why this is bad: Do I even have explain? Quoting or referring to uncool geeky shows means you watch too much TV & if she is popular, she won't know what you are talking about.



Hey, baby! What’s happening!


Why this is bad: Don't call strangers baby, it's not cool. This line shows you have no originality.


Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!


Why this is bad: Girls rarely call guys with bad pick up lines. Don't ask for her number unless she gives signals she enjoys talking to you.

Throw away those lame pick up lines and learn how to become a real player with my little secret book.