Showing posts with label Cheesiest pick up ever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cheesiest pick up ever. Show all posts

The cheesiest pick up lines

The cheesiest lines must come from the geeks, science nerds and guys who never get out much. If you are socially awkward you might think these are good lines but don't do it.


I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.


Why this is bad: Rhyming is childish plus a math teacher who can't add is not sexy.


Don’t let me be the one that got away!

Why this is bad: You have not proven yourself as boyfriend material yet and now you are joking about breaking up. Not good.


I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

Why this is bad: Do I even have explain? Quoting or referring to uncool geeky shows means you watch too much TV & if she is popular, she won't know what you are talking about.



Hey, baby! What’s happening!


Why this is bad: Don't call strangers baby, it's not cool. This line shows you have no originality.


Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!


Why this is bad: Girls rarely call guys with bad pick up lines. Don't ask for her number unless she gives signals she enjoys talking to you.

Throw away those lame pick up lines and learn how to become a real player with my little secret book.


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Cheesiest Pick Up Ever

This guy is going home alone tonight. These lines are dripping with cheesy aroma. Notice the goofy grin - the poor sap knows these lines are really dumb.

All that is missing is the giant gold chain and the head bob (from side to side, you know what I mean) and the picture will be completely hilarious.

Don't be like this guy. Learn how to act around hot girls and you will never need another pick up line again.

Find out how to become a great lover by knowing how to talk and seduce women (or men, I am not judging).





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