Showing posts with label Lame pick up lines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lame pick up lines. Show all posts

Lame pick up lines

Yeah, more lame pick up lines. I love it, love it. I like the "intoxicated by you" because it's lame but it can be used if you are actually sharing alcohol with your target. These lines are less lame if you are a bit drunk so liquefy before using. Have fun!

My Lame Line Rating: 10/10 = Really Lame, 1/10= Not Lame at all

You got something on your chest: my eyes. (8/10 Oh Man!)

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. (7/10 you devil)

I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet. (5/10 - borderline lame)

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? (4/10 -nice compliment)

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. (9/10 - super lame)

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. (6/10 - and acting like an idiot)

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies! (9/10 - run, girl, run!)

The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight. (6/10 - you might get away with this one)

I wanna bag you like some groceries. (8/10 - yuck)

kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice???? (8/10 - lamest line ever)

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see. (9/10 - I see a zero)


Find out how to become a great lover once you have sweet talked her into going out with you.




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