Worst cheesiest pick up line

I did it! I found the absolute worst pick up lines - I thought "Can I buy you a drink?" was bad but here are some stinkers. If she laughs, it will be for the wrong reasons. Some of the these lines might have gone out of date years ago. Use them at your own risk.

1. Did you ever think we’d meet like this?
(from the 1940s?)

2. (Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?
(from the 1950s?)

3. Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
(from the 1950s?)

4. Will you be my neighbor?
(from the 1970s?)

5. Tonight’s the night, right?
(from the 1960s?)

6. My wife doesn’t understand me.
(from the 1950s?)

7. Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
(from the 1960s?)

8. Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
(from the 1970s?)

9. Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
(from the 1980s?)

10. You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
(from the 1980s?)

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Korny pick up lines

All of these cheesiest pick up lines are strictly for the locker room or guys only stuff. The korny lines here are kind of stupid and pretty offensive, although I admit pretty funny.

Any pick up lines that suggest you want to have sex are lame. Even the slutty girls don't like them because they show such immaturity. If you are trying to initiate a conversation, there are literary thousands of better ways that will be far more effective. Anyone who claims they use pick up lines with any success is probably not telling the truth.

Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to. Korny scale 7/10 Okay, we get it you have confidence but this lines is really into arrogance and the ladies will run away. Maybe Johnny Depp or Ben Affleck could get away with this line but they are too cool to use lines like these.

I lost my virginity... can I have yours? Korny scale: 8/10, this is a really bad line to use, trust me. It only makes sense if she's a virgin and girls like that are not going to like having their purity mocked.

Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I? Korny scale: 7/10. As if she would have sex with you. And even if she does, she will kick you out afterwards.

Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special! Korny scale 9/10. Funny but implying her parents are slow is not the way to her heart. You think you are being cute but you are not.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get. Korny scale 6/10. This is bad only because it proves you watch too much tv and like repeat bad commercials.

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More cheezy pick up lines

Enjoy some more cheezy pick up lines. All hilarious, actually some of them are funny enough to use in a bar but if you don't know which ones, you will make every girl squirm and want to cut the conversation short.

There are certain rules to follow when using witty pick up lines and some "ladies man" use them very successfully. However, if you want to be frigging fantastic with women, you should do the opposite of what dumb drunk guys do and almost never use the corny pick up lines you are about to read.

I have ranked these out of five, five out of five being very cute and one being stupid. These are my ratings, some might disagree but this is my site! Leave your comments below, if you want.

Falling for you would be a very short trip. 3/5

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one. 4/5

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? 5/5

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!! 2/5

I'm not wearing any pants. 1/5

You have been very naughty! Go to my room! 4/5

Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted. 3/5

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under 5/5


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Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for the absolute dumbest cheesiest pick up lines you can find? You have found the jackpot!

The lines stink so bad, girls will run away laughing, saying "who cut the cheese?". The odor will knock you out these lines are so cheesy in the worst way.

I pity the poor fool who tries these lines on any girl and thinks that she will think he's cool. Our cheesiest pick up lines are just for fun only for you all to laugh at. Enjoy.

1. Do you come here often?

(my comment: oh, no you didn't, every guy uses this one)


2. Can I buy you a drink?

(not so much a line as bribery, it works sometimes)


3. When God made you, he was showing off.

(I might use this one, nahh)


4. Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

(so corny it's sad)


5. Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

(funny but do you like being insulted?)


6. Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?

(99.999% failure rate, his diary must be a fiction piece)


7. Guy holding a flower: I just wanted to show the flower what true beauty looks like.

(hey, clever but too cheesy to work)


8. Are you wearing space pants cuz that booty is out of this world.

(love it but really dumb to try it)

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