Worst cheesiest pick up line

I did it! I found the absolute worst pick up lines - I thought "Can I buy you a drink?" was bad but here are some stinkers. If she laughs, it will be for the wrong reasons. Some of the these lines might have gone out of date years ago. Use them at your own risk.

1. Did you ever think we’d meet like this?
(from the 1940s?)

2. (Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?
(from the 1950s?)

3. Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
(from the 1950s?)

4. Will you be my neighbor?
(from the 1970s?)

5. Tonight’s the night, right?
(from the 1960s?)

6. My wife doesn’t understand me.
(from the 1950s?)

7. Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
(from the 1960s?)

8. Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
(from the 1970s?)

9. Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
(from the 1980s?)

10. You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
(from the 1980s?)

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Quagmire Video Pick Up

Quagmire is the funniest womanizer on television. So I went out looking for more stuff from him. Enjoy this pick up line sampler which I found on You Tube.

The cheesiest pick up lines

The cheesiest lines must come from the geeks, science nerds and guys who never get out much. If you are socially awkward you might think these are good lines but don't do it.


I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.


Why this is bad: Rhyming is childish plus a math teacher who can't add is not sexy.

Don’t let me be the one that got away!

Why this is bad: You have not proven yourself as boyfriend material yet and now you are joking about breaking up. Not good.


I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

Why this is bad: Do I even have explain? Quoting or referring to uncool geeky shows means you watch too much TV & if she is popular, she won't know what you are talking about.



Hey, baby! What’s happening!


Why this is bad: Don't call strangers baby, it's not cool. This line shows you have no originality.


Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!


Why this is bad: Girls rarely call guys with bad pick up lines. Don't ask for her number unless she gives signals she enjoys talking to you.

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Crazy Innuendo pick up lines

Innuendo pick up is code for corney pick up lines for horny dumb guys. These lines are just so wrong for obvious reasons. If you want to crack up some of your friends, then these lines will be winners.

As always, girls don't appreciate these lines as much as us guys because sometimes they don't like being drooled over like porn starlets. Pick up lines this cheezy belong in the locker room.

My ratings is based on stupid-ness, the higher the rating, the dumber and funnier the line.

Is that your sister? She has really big ta-ta's for a fourteen-year old. 8/10

Beer can be a real miracle drug. I couldn't control my herpes without it. 9/10

I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra, and I've been wanting to see how well it works. 10/10

I'm glad we're going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama. 6/10

Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just in case things don't work out with you tonight? 8/10

Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you? 6/10

I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock. 9/10

Asians float my boat. 5/10

Call me, but if another chick (or guy) answers, hang up. 9/10

My feet smell like Doritos. 8/10

Do you ever record your farts? 9/10

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Geeky pick up lines

I apologize in advance for these cheesiest pick up line samples. I don't even get half of them but then I never was much into science. Geek pick up lines are the equivalent of throwing cold water on a potential seductive situation.

These lines are strictly for very smart girls who actually like nerdy pick up lines. Maybe they might work on campus near the science lab but not on regular people. I will translate them for you but it's funnier and cornier in geek speak.

1. You light up my LEDs. Translation: You turn me on!

2. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. Translation: Your beauty is unsurpassed.

3. What time will you be getting out of lab? Huh???

4. How about showing me your BODE plot? WTH???

5. You can call me your tautology, because I'll always be true. Translation: I am a loser

6. Together, we are a set of self-consistent axioms. Translation: We belong together, we are both nerds.


7. Want to do an experiment to determine your coefficient of kinetic friction? Translation: Wanna sweat up my bedsheets?

8. Come on, it's not like Newton's Laws will stop working when you wake up. What???

9. Need help installing Linux? Translation: I have no other romantic skills to get you to see me.

10. You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. Translation: I like math, wanna get laid?

11. Resistance is Futile. Translation: I watch too much Star Trek.

12. Oh I think you're hotter than 7 of 9. Translation: Female aliens in leather turn me on.

13. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded. See number 11 translation.

14. Don't forget to bring your Nerd Kit with you. Translation: I am a nerd & stupid lines is all I got.

15. I think you gave me the "I love you virus" because I can't stop thinking about you. Translation: I am a nerd with feelings, can you love a nerd?

16. When was the last time you ran a love diagnostic? Translation: I spend too much time with computers to relate to women.

17. I'll be waiting for your email. Translation: I know you won't call me.

18. Do you believe in love at first zephyr? What???

19. Want to measure my rise-time? Translation: I am a horny scientist making dick jokes.

20. I've encrypted this love poem for you. Translation: I wanna show how smart I am cause girls dig brainy guys.



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Korny pick up lines

All of these cheesiest pick up lines are strictly for the locker room or guys only stuff. The korny lines here are kind of stupid and pretty offensive, although I admit pretty funny.

Any pick up lines that suggest you want to have sex are lame. Even the slutty girls don't like them because they show such immaturity. If you are trying to initiate a conversation, there are literary thousands of better ways that will be far more effective. Anyone who claims they use pick up lines with any success is probably not telling the truth.

Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to. Korny scale 7/10 Okay, we get it you have confidence but this lines is really into arrogance and the ladies will run away. Maybe Johnny Depp or Ben Affleck could get away with this line but they are too cool to use lines like these.

I lost my virginity... can I have yours? Korny scale: 8/10, this is a really bad line to use, trust me. It only makes sense if she's a virgin and girls like that are not going to like having their purity mocked.

Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I? Korny scale: 7/10. As if she would have sex with you. And even if she does, she will kick you out afterwards.

Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special! Korny scale 9/10. Funny but implying her parents are slow is not the way to her heart. You think you are being cute but you are not.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get. Korny scale 6/10. This is bad only because it proves you watch too much tv and like repeat bad commercials.

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Corniest pick up lines

I love these corny pick up lines, they are so funny. Some university students actually did a study (at University of Chicago) and found that none of the pick up lines their participants (men) used on local women actually worked.

Their research showed that if there was any attraction or interest it was because of other factors. Most of the women who heard some cheesy or even romantic pick up lines responded negatively to them - that is, they reported they felt less attraction to the man saying these lines then before they heard them.

The best ice breaker or introductory lines that worked in the study were: "Hi, my name is _____" or Hey, I wanted to come over and say hi, my name is _____".

Simple and straightforward, these lines, if you want to call them that, are neither funny or offensive but worked because the women who heard them did not feel like they were being picked up for sex. Instead, these ordinary words started normal conversations where the female subjects found the men who used them more attractive then the men who used the corny pick up lines.

Here are some funny pick up lines you should not use:

Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.



Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'



Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.



Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?



Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!


Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!



Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.



If I followed you home, would you keep me?



You must be the cause of global warming!



Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!


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Lamest pick up lines

Hey guys, I found some of the lamest pick up lines ever thought up. Most guys are too smart to try to use these but if you are going to do it, do me a favor and record everything on your camera.

I would love to see the results of a guy brave or dumb enough to try these lines out. Have you heard anybody use these lines or (if you are a girl), has any guy tried a line on you? Leave a comment below.

• Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
• I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
• Your place or mine?
• Smile if you want to sleep with me.
• Didn't I see you on the cover of Glamour magazine?
• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
• I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor.
• Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
• Let's play gynecologist.
• So, what do you do for a living?
• Are there any pick-up lines that work? Friends of mine tell me that there is just one that does: "You have a great ass."

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