Nerd Pick Up Lines

Maybe the most cheesiest pick up lines are references to any thing to do with science fiction or computers.

Nerds have the worst pick up lines. Here are some examples. They are all too cheesy to rate.

If you were a phaser, you would be set to stunning.

You know I look like three quarters of the guys from the "Lord of the Rings" Pick your favorite.

You know you look like ms. pacman without the bow.

We should go back to my place. My mom is totally asleep right now.

I like to live dangerously. I download MP3's illegally.

I might not be E.T. but this finger will make you phone home.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and playing Tetris for hours on end.

I wrote you a poem last night. 00101010000111100010100101001...

What you don't like my Darth Vader mask? I have a Bobba Fett one too.

Throw away those lame pick up lines and learn how to become a real player with my little secret book.