Hilarious pick up lines

Here are some cute and hilarious pick up lines to try out on your girlfriend or friends. As always, all pick up lines are immature and transparent to most girls. The hotter the girl, the more likely she has heard many bad lines from many creepy guys.

Don't ever, ever use these lines or any cheesy pick up lines as your introduction or ice breaker! You want to make a good impression and not a bad one. So when you use these lines, make fun of the line or say it in a way that makes it obvious you know these lines are corny but you want to make her laugh.

I rate each post in a different way - a thumbs up means I find the pick up line kind of witty and funny and a thumbs down means I found it too corny to be funny.

Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.  
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Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.  
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Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.  
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You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.  
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Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.  
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I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?  
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Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!  
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Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.  
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You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!  
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Want to get some air? You took my breath away!  
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How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____  
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I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.  
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Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet  
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I must be a Snowflake, because I've fallen for you.  
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