The cheesiest lines must come from the geeks, science nerds and guys who never get out much. If you are socially awkward you might think these are good lines but don't do it.I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
Why this is bad: Rhyming is childish plus a math teacher who can't add is not sexy.
Don’t let me be the one that got away!
Why this is bad: You have not proven yourself as boyfriend material yet and now you are joking about breaking up. Not good.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
Why this is bad: Do I even have explain? Quoting or referring to uncool geeky shows means you watch too much TV & if she is popular, she won't know what you are talking about.
Hey, baby! What’s happening!
Why this is bad: Don't call strangers baby, it's not cool. This line shows you have no originality.
Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!
Why this is bad: Girls rarely call guys with bad pick up lines. Don't ask for her number unless she gives signals she enjoys talking to you.
Throw away those lame pick up lines and learn how to become a real player with my little secret book.
Why this is bad: You have not proven yourself as boyfriend material yet and now you are joking about breaking up. Not good.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
Why this is bad: Do I even have explain? Quoting or referring to uncool geeky shows means you watch too much TV & if she is popular, she won't know what you are talking about.
Hey, baby! What’s happening!
Why this is bad: Don't call strangers baby, it's not cool. This line shows you have no originality.
Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!
Why this is bad: Girls rarely call guys with bad pick up lines. Don't ask for her number unless she gives signals she enjoys talking to you.
Throw away those lame pick up lines and learn how to become a real player with my little secret book.
1 comments:
These are the best cheesy pick up lines I read today, thanks for sharing ..
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