Crazy Innuendo pick up lines

Innuendo pick up is code for corney pick up lines for horny dumb guys. These lines are just so wrong for obvious reasons. If you want to crack up some of your friends, then these lines will be winners.

As always, girls don't appreciate these lines as much as us guys because sometimes they don't like being drooled over like porn starlets. Pick up lines this cheezy belong in the locker room.

My ratings is based on stupid-ness, the higher the rating, the dumber and funnier the line.

Is that your sister? She has really big ta-ta's for a fourteen-year old. 8/10

Beer can be a real miracle drug. I couldn't control my herpes without it. 9/10

I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra, and I've been wanting to see how well it works. 10/10

I'm glad we're going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama. 6/10

Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just in case things don't work out with you tonight? 8/10

Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you? 6/10

I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock. 9/10

Asians float my boat. 5/10

Call me, but if another chick (or guy) answers, hang up. 9/10

My feet smell like Doritos. 8/10

Do you ever record your farts? 9/10

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Geeky pick up lines

I apologize in advance for these cheesiest pick up line samples. I don't even get half of them but then I never was much into science. Geek pick up lines are the equivalent of throwing cold water on a potential seductive situation.

These lines are strictly for very smart girls who actually like nerdy pick up lines. Maybe they might work on campus near the science lab but not on regular people. I will translate them for you but it's funnier and cornier in geek speak.

1. You light up my LEDs. Translation: You turn me on!

2. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. Translation: Your beauty is unsurpassed.

3. What time will you be getting out of lab? Huh???

4. How about showing me your BODE plot? WTH???

5. You can call me your tautology, because I'll always be true. Translation: I am a loser

6. Together, we are a set of self-consistent axioms. Translation: We belong together, we are both nerds.


7. Want to do an experiment to determine your coefficient of kinetic friction? Translation: Wanna sweat up my bedsheets?

8. Come on, it's not like Newton's Laws will stop working when you wake up. What???

9. Need help installing Linux? Translation: I have no other romantic skills to get you to see me.

10. You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. Translation: I like math, wanna get laid?

11. Resistance is Futile. Translation: I watch too much Star Trek.

12. Oh I think you're hotter than 7 of 9. Translation: Female aliens in leather turn me on.

13. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded. See number 11 translation.

14. Don't forget to bring your Nerd Kit with you. Translation: I am a nerd & stupid lines is all I got.

15. I think you gave me the "I love you virus" because I can't stop thinking about you. Translation: I am a nerd with feelings, can you love a nerd?

16. When was the last time you ran a love diagnostic? Translation: I spend too much time with computers to relate to women.

17. I'll be waiting for your email. Translation: I know you won't call me.

18. Do you believe in love at first zephyr? What???

19. Want to measure my rise-time? Translation: I am a horny scientist making dick jokes.

20. I've encrypted this love poem for you. Translation: I wanna show how smart I am cause girls dig brainy guys.



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Korny pick up lines

All of these cheesiest pick up lines are strictly for the locker room or guys only stuff. The korny lines here are kind of stupid and pretty offensive, although I admit pretty funny.

Any pick up lines that suggest you want to have sex are lame. Even the slutty girls don't like them because they show such immaturity. If you are trying to initiate a conversation, there are literary thousands of better ways that will be far more effective. Anyone who claims they use pick up lines with any success is probably not telling the truth.

Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to. Korny scale 7/10 Okay, we get it you have confidence but this lines is really into arrogance and the ladies will run away. Maybe Johnny Depp or Ben Affleck could get away with this line but they are too cool to use lines like these.

I lost my virginity... can I have yours? Korny scale: 8/10, this is a really bad line to use, trust me. It only makes sense if she's a virgin and girls like that are not going to like having their purity mocked.

Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I? Korny scale: 7/10. As if she would have sex with you. And even if she does, she will kick you out afterwards.

Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special! Korny scale 9/10. Funny but implying her parents are slow is not the way to her heart. You think you are being cute but you are not.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get. Korny scale 6/10. This is bad only because it proves you watch too much tv and like repeat bad commercials.

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