Korny pick up lines

All of these cheesiest pick up lines are strictly for the locker room or guys only stuff. The korny lines here are kind of stupid and pretty offensive, although I admit pretty funny.

Any pick up lines that suggest you want to have sex are lame. Even the slutty girls don't like them because they show such immaturity. If you are trying to initiate a conversation, there are literary thousands of better ways that will be far more effective. Anyone who claims they use pick up lines with any success is probably not telling the truth.

Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to. Korny scale 7/10 Okay, we get it you have confidence but this lines is really into arrogance and the ladies will run away. Maybe Johnny Depp or Ben Affleck could get away with this line but they are too cool to use lines like these.

I lost my virginity... can I have yours? Korny scale: 8/10, this is a really bad line to use, trust me. It only makes sense if she's a virgin and girls like that are not going to like having their purity mocked.

Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I? Korny scale: 7/10. As if she would have sex with you. And even if she does, she will kick you out afterwards.

Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special! Korny scale 9/10. Funny but implying her parents are slow is not the way to her heart. You think you are being cute but you are not.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get. Korny scale 6/10. This is bad only because it proves you watch too much tv and like repeat bad commercials.

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