Worst cheesiest pick up line

I did it! I found the absolute worst pick up lines - I thought "Can I buy you a drink?" was bad but here are some stinkers. If she laughs, it will be for the wrong reasons. Some of the these lines might have gone out of date years ago. Use them at your own risk.

1. Did you ever think we’d meet like this?
(from the 1940s?)

2. (Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?
(from the 1950s?)

3. Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
(from the 1950s?)

4. Will you be my neighbor?
(from the 1970s?)

5. Tonight’s the night, right?
(from the 1960s?)

6. My wife doesn’t understand me.
(from the 1950s?)

7. Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
(from the 1960s?)

8. Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
(from the 1970s?)

9. Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
(from the 1980s?)

10. You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
(from the 1980s?)

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Quagmire Video Pick Up

Quagmire is the funniest womanizer on television. So I went out looking for more stuff from him. Enjoy this pick up line sampler which I found on You Tube.

The cheesiest pick up lines

The cheesiest lines must come from the geeks, science nerds and guys who never get out much. If you are socially awkward you might think these are good lines but don't do it.


I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.


Why this is bad: Rhyming is childish plus a math teacher who can't add is not sexy.

Don’t let me be the one that got away!

Why this is bad: You have not proven yourself as boyfriend material yet and now you are joking about breaking up. Not good.


I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

Why this is bad: Do I even have explain? Quoting or referring to uncool geeky shows means you watch too much TV & if she is popular, she won't know what you are talking about.



Hey, baby! What’s happening!


Why this is bad: Don't call strangers baby, it's not cool. This line shows you have no originality.


Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!


Why this is bad: Girls rarely call guys with bad pick up lines. Don't ask for her number unless she gives signals she enjoys talking to you.

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Crazy Innuendo pick up lines

Innuendo pick up is code for corney pick up lines for horny dumb guys. These lines are just so wrong for obvious reasons. If you want to crack up some of your friends, then these lines will be winners.

As always, girls don't appreciate these lines as much as us guys because sometimes they don't like being drooled over like porn starlets. Pick up lines this cheezy belong in the locker room.

My ratings is based on stupid-ness, the higher the rating, the dumber and funnier the line.

Is that your sister? She has really big ta-ta's for a fourteen-year old. 8/10

Beer can be a real miracle drug. I couldn't control my herpes without it. 9/10

I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra, and I've been wanting to see how well it works. 10/10

I'm glad we're going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama. 6/10

Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just in case things don't work out with you tonight? 8/10

Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you? 6/10

I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock. 9/10

Asians float my boat. 5/10

Call me, but if another chick (or guy) answers, hang up. 9/10

My feet smell like Doritos. 8/10

Do you ever record your farts? 9/10

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Geeky pick up lines

I apologize in advance for these cheesiest pick up line samples. I don't even get half of them but then I never was much into science. Geek pick up lines are the equivalent of throwing cold water on a potential seductive situation.

These lines are strictly for very smart girls who actually like nerdy pick up lines. Maybe they might work on campus near the science lab but not on regular people. I will translate them for you but it's funnier and cornier in geek speak.

1. You light up my LEDs. Translation: You turn me on!

2. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. Translation: Your beauty is unsurpassed.

3. What time will you be getting out of lab? Huh???

4. How about showing me your BODE plot? WTH???

5. You can call me your tautology, because I'll always be true. Translation: I am a loser

6. Together, we are a set of self-consistent axioms. Translation: We belong together, we are both nerds.


7. Want to do an experiment to determine your coefficient of kinetic friction? Translation: Wanna sweat up my bedsheets?

8. Come on, it's not like Newton's Laws will stop working when you wake up. What???

9. Need help installing Linux? Translation: I have no other romantic skills to get you to see me.

10. You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. Translation: I like math, wanna get laid?

11. Resistance is Futile. Translation: I watch too much Star Trek.

12. Oh I think you're hotter than 7 of 9. Translation: Female aliens in leather turn me on.

13. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded. See number 11 translation.

14. Don't forget to bring your Nerd Kit with you. Translation: I am a nerd & stupid lines is all I got.

15. I think you gave me the "I love you virus" because I can't stop thinking about you. Translation: I am a nerd with feelings, can you love a nerd?

16. When was the last time you ran a love diagnostic? Translation: I spend too much time with computers to relate to women.

17. I'll be waiting for your email. Translation: I know you won't call me.

18. Do you believe in love at first zephyr? What???

19. Want to measure my rise-time? Translation: I am a horny scientist making dick jokes.

20. I've encrypted this love poem for you. Translation: I wanna show how smart I am cause girls dig brainy guys.



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Korny pick up lines

All of these cheesiest pick up lines are strictly for the locker room or guys only stuff. The korny lines here are kind of stupid and pretty offensive, although I admit pretty funny.

Any pick up lines that suggest you want to have sex are lame. Even the slutty girls don't like them because they show such immaturity. If you are trying to initiate a conversation, there are literary thousands of better ways that will be far more effective. Anyone who claims they use pick up lines with any success is probably not telling the truth.

Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to. Korny scale 7/10 Okay, we get it you have confidence but this lines is really into arrogance and the ladies will run away. Maybe Johnny Depp or Ben Affleck could get away with this line but they are too cool to use lines like these.

I lost my virginity... can I have yours? Korny scale: 8/10, this is a really bad line to use, trust me. It only makes sense if she's a virgin and girls like that are not going to like having their purity mocked.

Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I? Korny scale: 7/10. As if she would have sex with you. And even if she does, she will kick you out afterwards.

Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special! Korny scale 9/10. Funny but implying her parents are slow is not the way to her heart. You think you are being cute but you are not.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get. Korny scale 6/10. This is bad only because it proves you watch too much tv and like repeat bad commercials.

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Corniest pick up lines

I love these corny pick up lines, they are so funny. Some university students actually did a study (at University of Chicago) and found that none of the pick up lines their participants (men) used on local women actually worked.

Their research showed that if there was any attraction or interest it was because of other factors. Most of the women who heard some cheesy or even romantic pick up lines responded negatively to them - that is, they reported they felt less attraction to the man saying these lines then before they heard them.

The best ice breaker or introductory lines that worked in the study were: "Hi, my name is _____" or Hey, I wanted to come over and say hi, my name is _____".

Simple and straightforward, these lines, if you want to call them that, are neither funny or offensive but worked because the women who heard them did not feel like they were being picked up for sex. Instead, these ordinary words started normal conversations where the female subjects found the men who used them more attractive then the men who used the corny pick up lines.

Here are some funny pick up lines you should not use:

Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.



Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'



Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.



Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?



Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!


Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!



Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.



If I followed you home, would you keep me?



You must be the cause of global warming!



Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!


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Lamest pick up lines

Hey guys, I found some of the lamest pick up lines ever thought up. Most guys are too smart to try to use these but if you are going to do it, do me a favor and record everything on your camera.

I would love to see the results of a guy brave or dumb enough to try these lines out. Have you heard anybody use these lines or (if you are a girl), has any guy tried a line on you? Leave a comment below.

• Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
• I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
• Your place or mine?
• Smile if you want to sleep with me.
• Didn't I see you on the cover of Glamour magazine?
• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
• I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor.
• Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
• Let's play gynecologist.
• So, what do you do for a living?
• Are there any pick-up lines that work? Friends of mine tell me that there is just one that does: "You have a great ass."

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Sweetest pick up lines

Everybody loves pick up lines whether they will admit they use them or not, and the sweeter the better. There are hundreds, if not thousands of websites and videos that go over the search for the ultimate funniest pick up line.

Many guys think the way to a woman's heart is to say the right thing, but as in life, it's never that simple.

Pick up Lines that are flattering can come out as hilarious lines if said in the wrong way. Often, one guy can look like a genius, using a line, that another guy bombed with. Attitude and delivery is more important than the line used in my opinion.

A cheesy pick up line delivered with a winning smile and strong confidence can charm many women but if you are not sure whether a line is sweet or offensive, don't use it. These lines can be sweet but be careful, if you come across as too strong, they could backfire:

[Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?

Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.

I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.

You know, we were born without clothes.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

Like alcohol to the alcoholic, Like chocolate to the chocoholic, You are the [name] to the [name]holic. (preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)

If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.

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Romantic pick up lines

Although on this site I am looking for pick up lines that are the cheesiest, some cheesy lines can be both romantic, sweet and flattering all at the same time.

Let's take a break from all the bad lines and enjoy some great witty lines, shall we? Use these lines to meet new girls and you will look like a dork, use them on your girlfriend and you will be a genius.

As I said before, some guys just have that certain seductive quality about them and they can get away with these lines - no, they can knock girls off their feet with these lines but they are experienced professionals (being doing it right for years). 

Regular guys can use these lines too but I would recommend they use it only on long term girlfriends and not to meet new girls. These lines are not that funny. However, if you are crazy about your girl, you should sneak them in once in a while and surprise her.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

My love for you is like the universe...never-ending.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You're so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan.

I'm not drunk - I'm just intoxicated by you.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

You look so sweet you are givin' me a toothache.

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

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Witty pick up lines

Less witty than ridiculous, these pick up lines might make some girls giggle. There is an art to witty pick up lines. Cheesy, dirty and rude pick up lines should left at home to show off to your friends.

The lines guys use as pick up lines are usually bad because many are sexual, are insulting, are materialistic, are rude, are immature and are so unoriginal.

If you are going to use a line on a girl, try to get to know her first and make the line appropriate to her and the situation. A romantic and witty line that she never heard of before might work if she really thinks you are nice fun guy.

The best lines in the world won't save you if you are coming across as a creepy guy who only wants to score with any girl in the club or bar. Don't use pick up lines to make a first impression unless you really are fantastic with women. The minute a girl hears a memorized line, she will put you with all the other losers who used the same lines on her before.

Most of these lines stink but I highlighted a couple of lines you could use with your girlfriend, but not a stranger. (important, don't tell new girls you love them if you just met them. Duh!)

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

May I have some kisses up here, please.

If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?

If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.

You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

You want me. I can smell it.

If you were a drug, I would overdose!

If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.

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Quagmire pick up lines

Quagmire is one of the funniest characters on Family Guy (Fox Network, Sunday nights) He is kind of a lovable villan because he is always causing trouble as he tries to sleep with every woman in the neighbourhood, yet we all love him despite his flaws.

You guys know that it's a satrical animated show written by some really immature guys, Right?

In real life, Quagmire would never be able to say and do the things he does. He is like those guys who would run from bar to bar in the seventies, trying to get laid as much as possible.

He does have some of the best pick up lines and says it in the funniest way. Enjoy. These are all good.

If I were you I'd do me.

I'm a organ donor. Need anything?

Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille named tag.

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

Can you count? Then you better count on spending the night.

Can I see your tan lines?

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad. (FUNNY!)

Let's let only latex stand between our love.

Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?


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Sweet pick up lines

If you are like most guys, the sweetest pick up lines will not help you impress women. The most romantic pick up lines ever written will not make a stranger fall in love with you. Even flattering pick up lines will not get you dates.

Why? Because chances are you will say it wrong, that you will use a line you heard some other guy using, that you will say it too early in the conversation. There are a million reasons why sweet pick up lines can go wrong.

If you walk up to a random women and say any common pick up line that she probably heard before the odds of getting a good respond is poor. But if you say something original and relevant to her or at least something witty and with confidence, you might start a conversation that will lead somewhere.

As an example, compare a guy who says "Wow, you are beautiful, can I buy you a drink?" with a guy who says "Hey, my girlfriend saw you and said you were beautiful, my name is_____".

Which guy seems more interesting, more real, more sophisticated? They are both saying the same thing but guy number two is far more likely to succeed.

You could say something stupid like "nice pants, how did you get in them?" or you could say something like "my friend told me that this would be a good party, and now I see you, he is right"

You can see the difference? I hope you can tell which man is going to have a good time and which one is going to walk back to his friends, defeated.

As another example we all heard the "what's your sign?" line but how many guys have gone up to a girl and said"Hey Julie! (Her) What? Julie, it's me!, (Her) My name is not Julie, (Guy). I am just kidding, I'm _____"

Pretty cool, huh? Originality usually wins over corny canned lines like most of the pick up lines on this page.

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The worst pick up lines

What are the characteristics of the worst pick up lines? Besides being sexist and degrading? The most insulting pick up lines are also ones that treat her like a ho or slut. (Is there a difference?)

These lines are funny. I am a guy so I do like them, but I would never say these to any girl because real guys respect women as real individuals and not as a play thing to satisfy their own ego or pleasure.

Ok lecture is over. Now I tell you what I like and dislike about them lines:

Are you a ho? Because I have money, bitch.
Very Funny! But even sluts don't like to be called hookers.

How much?
Also funny and straight to the point. Maybe she does escort work on the side?

Can I warm my hands in your hot breasts?
Yeah baby! Don't talk about her boobs or ass, dumbass.

Are your nipples pierced?
Okay, but not that funny, implies you want to see them & she's slutty.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Burn! Great line but you are saying she will sleep with guys who buy her drinks.

You’re ugly, but you interest me.
Not that funny, witty line is implying you are settling and she should be happy to talk to a loser like you.

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
Very Funny dude! - two insults for the price of one.

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More cheezy pick up lines

Enjoy some more cheezy pick up lines. All hilarious, actually some of them are funny enough to use in a bar but if you don't know which ones, you will make every girl squirm and want to cut the conversation short.

There are certain rules to follow when using witty pick up lines and some "ladies man" use them very successfully. However, if you want to be frigging fantastic with women, you should do the opposite of what dumb drunk guys do and almost never use the corny pick up lines you are about to read.

I have ranked these out of five, five out of five being very cute and one being stupid. These are my ratings, some might disagree but this is my site! Leave your comments below, if you want.

Falling for you would be a very short trip. 3/5

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one. 4/5

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? 5/5

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!! 2/5

I'm not wearing any pants. 1/5

You have been very naughty! Go to my room! 4/5

Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted. 3/5

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under 5/5


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Flirty pick up lines

The most amazing flirty pick up lines will not have any effect because hot girls have heard all the romantic, sweet and flattering pick up lines totally messed up by guys who are obviously trying to get some horizontal action.

The best lines are unrehearsed and original - it's all in the delivery. See girls can sense the intention behind a line and their B.S. detector goes off whenever a guy tries lines on them. Cheesy pick up lines reveal to the audience that the person delivering them is a bit of a ham and clowns don't get the  kind of action tough guys and romantics get.

A true player does not use pick up lines or games or anything because he does not need to be an entertainer, he just has to be himself and actually enjoys the jokes women make about losers who bungle the art of pick up.

Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room? 7/10 - If you say it right, some girls might like this compliment but say it seriously without any cheesy attitude.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. 6/10 - Not bad, best around Xmas. A little cheesy but not horrible.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 5/10 - Clever because you are asking for her number. Loser because you can't ask for it outright.

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper? 4/10 - Ha, ha - Would any girl say yes to this?

Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date? 3/10 - If you are picking up a six year old, you have got problems (unless you are a six year old boy). Only kids will think this line is funny.

What's your sign? 2/10 - The worst pick up line ever unless you are actually talking to her and want to discuss horoscopes and birth signs. It use to work in the seventies but the seventies are kind of a cheesy decade.

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Cute pick up lines

These cute pick up lines range from cheesy to corny to insulting. I hope you don't use pick up lines to meet women, they really don't work.

Most women have a slightly different sense of humor than men and don't like to have the dating ritual mocked with cheesy bad pick up lines.

Most pick up lines don't work because they are range from being sexual in nature, referring to his or her body parts, show arrogance on his part or is insulting her looks or intelligence.

The worst thing about pick up lines is that women want to feel like her suiter or guy chasing her has chosen her above all other girls and bad pick up lines imply that the guy using them is not choosy and will chase any girl that will give him a chance.

These pick up lines are cute and romantic so use them wisely:

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems

"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

Are your legs tired?, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Flattering pick up lines that are cheesy.

Women in general think pick up lines are the cheesiest form of communication. Flattering pick up lines can have some affect in unlocking the doors of communication but makes sure your lines are more witty than corny.

If you do find a girl with a great sense of humor willing to give you a chance, use that initial spark of interest to talk about something more sophisticated and interesting. Pick up lines are one level above knock knock jokes, once you mature you don't find them that funny anymore. 

You heard women are attracted to high levels of confidence and a really korny pick up line delivered with a great smile and powerful body language can make women laugh in spite of themselves. Here are some more rated from really cheesy to not so cheesy.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe? 9/10 - cute - has any guy gotten a kiss from this line?

You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious! 8/10 - this is too corny, use it on your kids only.

I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon! 7/10 - Make sure she likes you or she will run to the washroom to wash it off.

So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play? 5/10 - Really Dumb Line

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you. 6/10 - I like this one, but don't expect her to melt.

You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy. 9/10 - This one makes me laugh but strictly for laughs.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 5/10 - Maybe in a airport bar, but this is sooo bad.

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway? 8/10 - It's cute cause it's cheeky and bold without being offensive.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. 6/10 - Kind of like it, borderline dumb.

Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!  - 8/10, It's clever but seems like you are a dumb butt.

Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink? 7/10  - Witty but mainly for kids, not really for adults

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Hilarious pick up lines

Here are some cute and hilarious pick up lines to try out on your girlfriend or friends. As always, all pick up lines are immature and transparent to most girls. The hotter the girl, the more likely she has heard many bad lines from many creepy guys.

Don't ever, ever use these lines or any cheesy pick up lines as your introduction or ice breaker! You want to make a good impression and not a bad one. So when you use these lines, make fun of the line or say it in a way that makes it obvious you know these lines are corny but you want to make her laugh.

I rate each post in a different way - a thumbs up means I find the pick up line kind of witty and funny and a thumbs down means I found it too corny to be funny.

Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.  
THUMBS UP  

Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.  
THUMBS DOWN  

Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.  
THUMBS UP  

You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.  
THUMBS DOWN  

Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.  
THUMBS UP  

I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?  
THUMBS UP  

Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!  
THUMBS UP  

Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.  
THUMBS DOWN  

You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!  
THUMBS UP  

Want to get some air? You took my breath away!  
THUMBS UP  

How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____  
THUMBS UP  

I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.  
THUMBS DOWN  

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet  
THUMBS UP  

I must be a Snowflake, because I've fallen for you.  
THUMBS DOWN

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Lame pick up lines

Yeah, more lame pick up lines. I love it, love it. I like the "intoxicated by you" because it's lame but it can be used if you are actually sharing alcohol with your target. These lines are less lame if you are a bit drunk so liquefy before using. Have fun!

My Lame Line Rating: 10/10 = Really Lame, 1/10= Not Lame at all

You got something on your chest: my eyes. (8/10 Oh Man!)

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. (7/10 you devil)

I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet. (5/10 - borderline lame)

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? (4/10 -nice compliment)

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. (9/10 - super lame)

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. (6/10 - and acting like an idiot)

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies! (9/10 - run, girl, run!)

The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight. (6/10 - you might get away with this one)

I wanna bag you like some groceries. (8/10 - yuck)

kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice???? (8/10 - lamest line ever)

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see. (9/10 - I see a zero)


Find out how to become a great lover once you have sweet talked her into going out with you.

Cheesy Pick Up

If you want the cheesiest pick up lines, you have come to the right place. Most korny pick up lines will turn off most women because they are too smart for them. Next time, you are tempted to use one of these cheezy pick up lines, try it out on a fifteen or sixteen year old kid and if finds them funny, don't use them.

The corniest pick up lines will have some characteristics that will turn women off fast. If you are using insincere complements wrapped in childish humor or using funny put downs, you are just killing your chances of meeting women.

These are the lamest pick up lines and the higher the rating, the cheesier the line:

Is it hot in here or is it just you? 4/10 - I like it.

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder. 7/8 - pick up for five year olds.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 9/10 - does your face sting from her slap?

Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams. - 8/10 Is she rolling her eyes yet?

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo. 9/10 - Prepare to be thrown off the train!

What do you like for breakfast? 7/10 - Suicide to try this line at a club.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala. - 9/10 Koala's are actually very sexual animals

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. 8/10 - Lines like these drive girls crazy and not in a good way.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
9/10 - Sure, calling her ugly will make her jump into bed with you.

You sure have a great looking tooth. - 7/10 - This is funny? For trailer park boys only.

I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one. 9/10 - I love nerds & geeks because they make me look like Don Juan compared to them.

Cheesiest Pick Up Ever

This guy is going home alone tonight. These lines are dripping with cheesy aroma. Notice the goofy grin - the poor sap knows these lines are really dumb.

All that is missing is the giant gold chain and the head bob (from side to side, you know what I mean) and the picture will be completely hilarious.

Don't be like this guy. Learn how to act around hot girls and you will never need another pick up line again.

Find out how to become a great lover by knowing how to talk and seduce women (or men, I am not judging).

Nerd Pick Up Lines

Maybe the most cheesiest pick up lines are references to any thing to do with science fiction or computers.

Nerds have the worst pick up lines. Here are some examples. They are all too cheesy to rate.

If you were a phaser, you would be set to stunning.

You know I look like three quarters of the guys from the "Lord of the Rings" Pick your favorite.

You know you look like ms. pacman without the bow.

We should go back to my place. My mom is totally asleep right now.

I like to live dangerously. I download MP3's illegally.

I might not be E.T. but this finger will make you phone home.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and playing Tetris for hours on end.

I wrote you a poem last night. 00101010000111100010100101001...

What you don't like my Darth Vader mask? I have a Bobba Fett one too.

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Cheesy Pick Up Line Video

This girl turns the table by trying some really cheesy pick up lines on some guys for this video. Don't they look confused? She has some good delivery but this video proves a bad line is a bad line no matter who says it.

Find out how to become a great lover with this fantastic guide.

Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for the absolute dumbest cheesiest pick up lines you can find? You have found the jackpot!

The lines stink so bad, girls will run away laughing, saying "who cut the cheese?". The odor will knock you out these lines are so cheesy in the worst way.

I pity the poor fool who tries these lines on any girl and thinks that she will think he's cool. Our cheesiest pick up lines are just for fun only for you all to laugh at. Enjoy.

1. Do you come here often?

(my comment: oh, no you didn't, every guy uses this one)


2. Can I buy you a drink?

(not so much a line as bribery, it works sometimes)


3. When God made you, he was showing off.

(I might use this one, nahh)


4. Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

(so corny it's sad)


5. Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

(funny but do you like being insulted?)


6. Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?

(99.999% failure rate, his diary must be a fiction piece)


7. Guy holding a flower: I just wanted to show the flower what true beauty looks like.

(hey, clever but too cheesy to work)


8. Are you wearing space pants cuz that booty is out of this world.

(love it but really dumb to try it)

Throw away those lame pick up lines and learn how to become a real player with my little secret book.

Funny Pick Up Lines

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