Geeky pick up lines :: Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

I apologize in advance for these cheesiest pick up line samples. I don't even get half of them but then I never was much into science. Geek pick up lines are the equivalent of throwing cold water on a potential seductive situation.

These lines are strictly for very smart girls who actually like nerdy pick up lines. Maybe they might work on campus near the science lab but not on regular people. I will translate them for you but it's funnier and cornier in geek speak.

1. You light up my LEDs. Translation: You turn me on!

2. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. Translation: Your beauty is unsurpassed.

3. What time will you be getting out of lab? Huh???

4. How about showing me your BODE plot? WTH???

5. You can call me your tautology, because I'll always be true. Translation: I am a loser

6. Together, we are a set of self-consistent axioms. Translation: We belong together, we are both nerds.

7. Want to do an experiment to determine your coefficient of kinetic friction? Translation: Wanna sweat up my bedsheets?

8. Come on, it's not like Newton's Laws will stop working when you wake up. What???

9. Need help installing Linux? Translation: I have no other romantic skills to get you to see me.

10. You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. Translation: I like math, wanna get laid?

11. Resistance is Futile. Translation: I watch too much Star Trek.

12. Oh I think you're hotter than 7 of 9. Translation: Female aliens in leather turn me on.

13. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded. See number 11 translation.

14. Don't forget to bring your Nerd Kit with you. Translation: I am a nerd & stupid lines is all I got.

15. I think you gave me the "I love you virus" because I can't stop thinking about you. Translation: I am a nerd with feelings, can you love a nerd?

16. When was the last time you ran a love diagnostic? Translation: I spend too much time with computers to relate to women.

17. I'll be waiting for your email. Translation: I know you won't call me.

18. Do you believe in love at first zephyr? What???

19. Want to measure my rise-time? Translation: I am a horny scientist making dick jokes.

20. I've encrypted this love poem for you. Translation: I wanna show how smart I am cause girls dig brainy guys.

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