Crazy Innuendo pick up lines

Innuendo pick up is code for corney pick up lines for horny dumb guys. These lines are just so wrong for obvious reasons. If you want to crack up some of your friends, then these lines will be winners.

As always, girls don't appreciate these lines as much as us guys because sometimes they don't like being drooled over like porn starlets. Pick up lines this cheezy belong in the locker room.

My ratings is based on stupid-ness, the higher the rating, the dumber and funnier the line.

Is that your sister? She has really big ta-ta's for a fourteen-year old. 8/10

Beer can be a real miracle drug. I couldn't control my herpes without it. 9/10

I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra, and I've been wanting to see how well it works. 10/10

I'm glad we're going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama. 6/10

Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just in case things don't work out with you tonight? 8/10

Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you? 6/10

I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock. 9/10

Asians float my boat. 5/10

Call me, but if another chick (or guy) answers, hang up. 9/10

My feet smell like Doritos. 8/10

Do you ever record your farts? 9/10

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