The most amazing flirty pick up lines will not have any effect because hot girls have heard all the romantic, sweet and flattering pick up lines totally messed up by guys who are obviously trying to get some horizontal action.
The best lines are unrehearsed and original - it's all in the delivery. See girls can sense the intention behind a line and their B.S. detector goes off whenever a guy tries lines on them. Cheesy pick up lines reveal to the audience that the person delivering them is a bit of a ham and clowns don't get the kind of action tough guys and romantics get.
A true player does not use pick up lines or games or anything because he does not need to be an entertainer, he just has to be himself and actually enjoys the jokes women make about losers who bungle the art of pick up.
Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room? 7/10 - If you say it right, some girls might like this compliment but say it seriously without any cheesy attitude.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. 6/10 - Not bad, best around Xmas. A little cheesy but not horrible.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 5/10 - Clever because you are asking for her number. Loser because you can't ask for it outright.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper? 4/10 - Ha, ha - Would any girl say yes to this?
Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date? 3/10 - If you are picking up a six year old, you have got problems (unless you are a six year old boy). Only kids will think this line is funny.
What's your sign? 2/10 - The worst pick up line ever unless you are actually talking to her and want to discuss horoscopes and birth signs. It use to work in the seventies but the seventies are kind of a cheesy decade.
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