Corniest pick up lines

I love these corny pick up lines, they are so funny. Some university students actually did a study (at University of Chicago) and found that none of the pick up lines their participants (men) used on local women actually worked.

Their research showed that if there was any attraction or interest it was because of other factors. Most of the women who heard some cheesy or even romantic pick up lines responded negatively to them - that is, they reported they felt less attraction to the man saying these lines then before they heard them.

The best ice breaker or introductory lines that worked in the study were: "Hi, my name is _____" or Hey, I wanted to come over and say hi, my name is _____".

Simple and straightforward, these lines, if you want to call them that, are neither funny or offensive but worked because the women who heard them did not feel like they were being picked up for sex. Instead, these ordinary words started normal conversations where the female subjects found the men who used them more attractive then the men who used the corny pick up lines.

Here are some funny pick up lines you should not use:

Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.



Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'



Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.



Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?



Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!


Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!



Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.



If I followed you home, would you keep me?



You must be the cause of global warming!



Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!


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Lamest pick up lines

Hey guys, I found some of the lamest pick up lines ever thought up. Most guys are too smart to try to use these but if you are going to do it, do me a favor and record everything on your camera.

I would love to see the results of a guy brave or dumb enough to try these lines out. Have you heard anybody use these lines or (if you are a girl), has any guy tried a line on you? Leave a comment below.

• Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
• I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
• Your place or mine?
• Smile if you want to sleep with me.
• Didn't I see you on the cover of Glamour magazine?
• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
• I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor.
• Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
• Let's play gynecologist.
• So, what do you do for a living?
• Are there any pick-up lines that work? Friends of mine tell me that there is just one that does: "You have a great ass."

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Sweetest pick up lines

Everybody loves pick up lines whether they will admit they use them or not, and the sweeter the better. There are hundreds, if not thousands of websites and videos that go over the search for the ultimate funniest pick up line.

Many guys think the way to a woman's heart is to say the right thing, but as in life, it's never that simple.

Pick up Lines that are flattering can come out as hilarious lines if said in the wrong way. Often, one guy can look like a genius, using a line, that another guy bombed with. Attitude and delivery is more important than the line used in my opinion.

A cheesy pick up line delivered with a winning smile and strong confidence can charm many women but if you are not sure whether a line is sweet or offensive, don't use it. These lines can be sweet but be careful, if you come across as too strong, they could backfire:

[Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?

Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.

I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.

You know, we were born without clothes.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

Like alcohol to the alcoholic, Like chocolate to the chocoholic, You are the [name] to the [name]holic. (preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)

If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.

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Romantic pick up lines

Although on this site I am looking for pick up lines that are the cheesiest, some cheesy lines can be both romantic, sweet and flattering all at the same time.

Let's take a break from all the bad lines and enjoy some great witty lines, shall we? Use these lines to meet new girls and you will look like a dork, use them on your girlfriend and you will be a genius.

As I said before, some guys just have that certain seductive quality about them and they can get away with these lines - no, they can knock girls off their feet with these lines but they are experienced professionals (being doing it right for years). 

Regular guys can use these lines too but I would recommend they use it only on long term girlfriends and not to meet new girls. These lines are not that funny. However, if you are crazy about your girl, you should sneak them in once in a while and surprise her.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

My love for you is like the universe...never-ending.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You're so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan.

I'm not drunk - I'm just intoxicated by you.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

You look so sweet you are givin' me a toothache.

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

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Witty pick up lines

Less witty than ridiculous, these pick up lines might make some girls giggle. There is an art to witty pick up lines. Cheesy, dirty and rude pick up lines should left at home to show off to your friends.

The lines guys use as pick up lines are usually bad because many are sexual, are insulting, are materialistic, are rude, are immature and are so unoriginal.

If you are going to use a line on a girl, try to get to know her first and make the line appropriate to her and the situation. A romantic and witty line that she never heard of before might work if she really thinks you are nice fun guy.

The best lines in the world won't save you if you are coming across as a creepy guy who only wants to score with any girl in the club or bar. Don't use pick up lines to make a first impression unless you really are fantastic with women. The minute a girl hears a memorized line, she will put you with all the other losers who used the same lines on her before.

Most of these lines stink but I highlighted a couple of lines you could use with your girlfriend, but not a stranger. (important, don't tell new girls you love them if you just met them. Duh!)

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

May I have some kisses up here, please.

If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?

If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.

You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

You want me. I can smell it.

If you were a drug, I would overdose!

If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.

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Quagmire pick up lines

Quagmire is one of the funniest characters on Family Guy (Fox Network, Sunday nights) He is kind of a lovable villan because he is always causing trouble as he tries to sleep with every woman in the neighbourhood, yet we all love him despite his flaws.

You guys know that it's a satrical animated show written by some really immature guys, Right?

In real life, Quagmire would never be able to say and do the things he does. He is like those guys who would run from bar to bar in the seventies, trying to get laid as much as possible.

He does have some of the best pick up lines and says it in the funniest way. Enjoy. These are all good.

If I were you I'd do me.

I'm a organ donor. Need anything?

Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille named tag.

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

Can you count? Then you better count on spending the night.

Can I see your tan lines?

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad. (FUNNY!)

Let's let only latex stand between our love.

Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?


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Sweet pick up lines

If you are like most guys, the sweetest pick up lines will not help you impress women. The most romantic pick up lines ever written will not make a stranger fall in love with you. Even flattering pick up lines will not get you dates.

Why? Because chances are you will say it wrong, that you will use a line you heard some other guy using, that you will say it too early in the conversation. There are a million reasons why sweet pick up lines can go wrong.

If you walk up to a random women and say any common pick up line that she probably heard before the odds of getting a good respond is poor. But if you say something original and relevant to her or at least something witty and with confidence, you might start a conversation that will lead somewhere.

As an example, compare a guy who says "Wow, you are beautiful, can I buy you a drink?" with a guy who says "Hey, my girlfriend saw you and said you were beautiful, my name is_____".

Which guy seems more interesting, more real, more sophisticated? They are both saying the same thing but guy number two is far more likely to succeed.

You could say something stupid like "nice pants, how did you get in them?" or you could say something like "my friend told me that this would be a good party, and now I see you, he is right"

You can see the difference? I hope you can tell which man is going to have a good time and which one is going to walk back to his friends, defeated.

As another example we all heard the "what's your sign?" line but how many guys have gone up to a girl and said"Hey Julie! (Her) What? Julie, it's me!, (Her) My name is not Julie, (Guy). I am just kidding, I'm _____"

Pretty cool, huh? Originality usually wins over corny canned lines like most of the pick up lines on this page.

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The worst pick up lines

What are the characteristics of the worst pick up lines? Besides being sexist and degrading? The most insulting pick up lines are also ones that treat her like a ho or slut. (Is there a difference?)

These lines are funny. I am a guy so I do like them, but I would never say these to any girl because real guys respect women as real individuals and not as a play thing to satisfy their own ego or pleasure.

Ok lecture is over. Now I tell you what I like and dislike about them lines:

Are you a ho? Because I have money, bitch.
Very Funny! But even sluts don't like to be called hookers.

How much?
Also funny and straight to the point. Maybe she does escort work on the side?

Can I warm my hands in your hot breasts?
Yeah baby! Don't talk about her boobs or ass, dumbass.

Are your nipples pierced?
Okay, but not that funny, implies you want to see them & she's slutty.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Burn! Great line but you are saying she will sleep with guys who buy her drinks.

You’re ugly, but you interest me.
Not that funny, witty line is implying you are settling and she should be happy to talk to a loser like you.

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
Very Funny dude! - two insults for the price of one.

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