The worst pick up lines

What are the characteristics of the worst pick up lines? Besides being sexist and degrading? The most insulting pick up lines are also ones that treat her like a ho or slut. (Is there a difference?)

These lines are funny. I am a guy so I do like them, but I would never say these to any girl because real guys respect women as real individuals and not as a play thing to satisfy their own ego or pleasure.

Ok lecture is over. Now I tell you what I like and dislike about them lines:

Are you a ho? Because I have money, bitch.
Very Funny! But even sluts don't like to be called hookers.

How much?
Also funny and straight to the point. Maybe she does escort work on the side?

Can I warm my hands in your hot breasts?
Yeah baby! Don't talk about her boobs or ass, dumbass.

Are your nipples pierced?
Okay, but not that funny, implies you want to see them & she's slutty.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Burn! Great line but you are saying she will sleep with guys who buy her drinks.

You’re ugly, but you interest me.
Not that funny, witty line is implying you are settling and she should be happy to talk to a loser like you.

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
Very Funny dude! - two insults for the price of one.

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More cheezy pick up lines

Enjoy some more cheezy pick up lines. All hilarious, actually some of them are funny enough to use in a bar but if you don't know which ones, you will make every girl squirm and want to cut the conversation short.

There are certain rules to follow when using witty pick up lines and some "ladies man" use them very successfully. However, if you want to be frigging fantastic with women, you should do the opposite of what dumb drunk guys do and almost never use the corny pick up lines you are about to read.

I have ranked these out of five, five out of five being very cute and one being stupid. These are my ratings, some might disagree but this is my site! Leave your comments below, if you want.

Falling for you would be a very short trip. 3/5

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one. 4/5

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? 5/5

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!! 2/5

I'm not wearing any pants. 1/5

You have been very naughty! Go to my room! 4/5

Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted. 3/5

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under 5/5


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Flirty pick up lines

The most amazing flirty pick up lines will not have any effect because hot girls have heard all the romantic, sweet and flattering pick up lines totally messed up by guys who are obviously trying to get some horizontal action.

The best lines are unrehearsed and original - it's all in the delivery. See girls can sense the intention behind a line and their B.S. detector goes off whenever a guy tries lines on them. Cheesy pick up lines reveal to the audience that the person delivering them is a bit of a ham and clowns don't get the  kind of action tough guys and romantics get.

A true player does not use pick up lines or games or anything because he does not need to be an entertainer, he just has to be himself and actually enjoys the jokes women make about losers who bungle the art of pick up.

Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room? 7/10 - If you say it right, some girls might like this compliment but say it seriously without any cheesy attitude.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. 6/10 - Not bad, best around Xmas. A little cheesy but not horrible.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 5/10 - Clever because you are asking for her number. Loser because you can't ask for it outright.

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper? 4/10 - Ha, ha - Would any girl say yes to this?

Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date? 3/10 - If you are picking up a six year old, you have got problems (unless you are a six year old boy). Only kids will think this line is funny.

What's your sign? 2/10 - The worst pick up line ever unless you are actually talking to her and want to discuss horoscopes and birth signs. It use to work in the seventies but the seventies are kind of a cheesy decade.

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Cute pick up lines

These cute pick up lines range from cheesy to corny to insulting. I hope you don't use pick up lines to meet women, they really don't work.

Most women have a slightly different sense of humor than men and don't like to have the dating ritual mocked with cheesy bad pick up lines.

Most pick up lines don't work because they are range from being sexual in nature, referring to his or her body parts, show arrogance on his part or is insulting her looks or intelligence.

The worst thing about pick up lines is that women want to feel like her suiter or guy chasing her has chosen her above all other girls and bad pick up lines imply that the guy using them is not choosy and will chase any girl that will give him a chance.

These pick up lines are cute and romantic so use them wisely:

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems

"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

Are your legs tired?, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Flattering pick up lines that are cheesy.

Women in general think pick up lines are the cheesiest form of communication. Flattering pick up lines can have some affect in unlocking the doors of communication but makes sure your lines are more witty than corny.

If you do find a girl with a great sense of humor willing to give you a chance, use that initial spark of interest to talk about something more sophisticated and interesting. Pick up lines are one level above knock knock jokes, once you mature you don't find them that funny anymore. 

You heard women are attracted to high levels of confidence and a really korny pick up line delivered with a great smile and powerful body language can make women laugh in spite of themselves. Here are some more rated from really cheesy to not so cheesy.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe? 9/10 - cute - has any guy gotten a kiss from this line?

You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious! 8/10 - this is too corny, use it on your kids only.

I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon! 7/10 - Make sure she likes you or she will run to the washroom to wash it off.

So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play? 5/10 - Really Dumb Line

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you. 6/10 - I like this one, but don't expect her to melt.

You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy. 9/10 - This one makes me laugh but strictly for laughs.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 5/10 - Maybe in a airport bar, but this is sooo bad.

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway? 8/10 - It's cute cause it's cheeky and bold without being offensive.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. 6/10 - Kind of like it, borderline dumb.

Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!  - 8/10, It's clever but seems like you are a dumb butt.

Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink? 7/10  - Witty but mainly for kids, not really for adults

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Hilarious pick up lines

Here are some cute and hilarious pick up lines to try out on your girlfriend or friends. As always, all pick up lines are immature and transparent to most girls. The hotter the girl, the more likely she has heard many bad lines from many creepy guys.

Don't ever, ever use these lines or any cheesy pick up lines as your introduction or ice breaker! You want to make a good impression and not a bad one. So when you use these lines, make fun of the line or say it in a way that makes it obvious you know these lines are corny but you want to make her laugh.

I rate each post in a different way - a thumbs up means I find the pick up line kind of witty and funny and a thumbs down means I found it too corny to be funny.

Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.  
THUMBS UP  

Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.  
THUMBS DOWN  

Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.  
THUMBS UP  

You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.  
THUMBS DOWN  

Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.  
THUMBS UP  

I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?  
THUMBS UP  

Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!  
THUMBS UP  

Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.  
THUMBS DOWN  

You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!  
THUMBS UP  

Want to get some air? You took my breath away!  
THUMBS UP  

How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____  
THUMBS UP  

I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.  
THUMBS DOWN  

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet  
THUMBS UP  

I must be a Snowflake, because I've fallen for you.  
THUMBS DOWN

Throw away those lame pick up lines and learn how to become a real player with my little secret book.

Lame pick up lines

Yeah, more lame pick up lines. I love it, love it. I like the "intoxicated by you" because it's lame but it can be used if you are actually sharing alcohol with your target. These lines are less lame if you are a bit drunk so liquefy before using. Have fun!

My Lame Line Rating: 10/10 = Really Lame, 1/10= Not Lame at all

You got something on your chest: my eyes. (8/10 Oh Man!)

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. (7/10 you devil)

I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet. (5/10 - borderline lame)

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? (4/10 -nice compliment)

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. (9/10 - super lame)

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. (6/10 - and acting like an idiot)

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies! (9/10 - run, girl, run!)

The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight. (6/10 - you might get away with this one)

I wanna bag you like some groceries. (8/10 - yuck)

kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice???? (8/10 - lamest line ever)

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see. (9/10 - I see a zero)


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Cheesy Pick Up

If you want the cheesiest pick up lines, you have come to the right place. Most korny pick up lines will turn off most women because they are too smart for them. Next time, you are tempted to use one of these cheezy pick up lines, try it out on a fifteen or sixteen year old kid and if finds them funny, don't use them.

The corniest pick up lines will have some characteristics that will turn women off fast. If you are using insincere complements wrapped in childish humor or using funny put downs, you are just killing your chances of meeting women.

These are the lamest pick up lines and the higher the rating, the cheesier the line:

Is it hot in here or is it just you? 4/10 - I like it.

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder. 7/8 - pick up for five year olds.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 9/10 - does your face sting from her slap?

Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams. - 8/10 Is she rolling her eyes yet?

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo. 9/10 - Prepare to be thrown off the train!

What do you like for breakfast? 7/10 - Suicide to try this line at a club.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala. - 9/10 Koala's are actually very sexual animals

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. 8/10 - Lines like these drive girls crazy and not in a good way.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
9/10 - Sure, calling her ugly will make her jump into bed with you.

You sure have a great looking tooth. - 7/10 - This is funny? For trailer park boys only.

I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one. 9/10 - I love nerds & geeks because they make me look like Don Juan compared to them.